Alphabutt lyrics

I really LOVE my new Kimya Dawson CD
so does William
It was choice to see his wee face light up when he heard Bobby-O for the first time (besides me singing it to him)

It MAY look like I'm running out of things to post for NaBloPoMo but I think there is a real NEED for the lyrics of these AMAZING songs to be posetd somewhere on the interweb.

In no particular order
(Perhaps it's preference)

Bobby-O,
Bobby-O, Bobby-O
Skinny younger brother of Fabio
Rode his horse down to Mexico
Oh Bobby-O,

His horses’ name was Rambo
But Rambo was really slow
(How slow was he?)
He didn’t go
Oh Bobby-O,

He got a job down in Mexico
Teaching water aerobics in a sombrero
All the old ladies sure thought he was a pro
Doing jumping jacks in a pink Speedo
Oh Bobby-O,

He did something naughty
What it was we’ll never know
But the hotel owner said “Man you gotta go”
Pack your bathing suit and don’t forget Rambo
Oh Bobby-O,

Bobby-O, Bobby-O
Skinny younger brother of Fabio
Rode his horse down to Mexico
Oh Bobby-O,


Panda Bear
You are my little panda bear; little panda bear
I love you, yes I do
And all the funny things you do, I love you
Yes I do

You are my little panda bear; panda bears are rare
Yes it’s true, there’s only a few
And there’s no other one like you
I love you.


I change the Lyrics for William and sing:

Blondie Bear
You are my little Blondie Bear; little Blondie Bear
I love you, yes I do
And the funny things you do I love you

You are my little Blondie Bear; Blondie Bear’s are rare
Yes it’s true, there’s only 2
And there’s no other one like you
I love you.

Smoothie (Made me cry and cry)

Hey Papa, make Mama a smoothie
make mamma a smoothie right now
Hey Papa, make Mama a smoothie
coz when Mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes WILD

And it starts splashing and a-splishn like a school of little fishes
If a school of little fish was in me
Then glub glubglub like a fart in the tub
like a fart in the tub inside of me
and then the head and butt start rollin
like two balls bowling, perfect games on the lanes inside me
then a great big kick up under my ribs
that feels like nothing else
but assures me of the health and the length and the strength of my little baby

Because when baby is feelin lazy
Mama goes crazy thinkin something’s wrong
And then Mama runs to Papa and she sings him this little song

Hey Papa, make Mama a smoothie
make mamma a smoothie right now
Hey Papa, make Mama a smoothie
coz when Mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes WILD

And it starts splashing and a-splishn like a school of little fishes
If a school of little fish was in me
Then glub glubglub like a fart in the tub
like a fart in the tub inside of me
and then the head and butt start rollin
like two balls bowling, perfect games on the lanes inside me
then a great big kick up under my ribs
that feels like nothing else
but assures me of the health and the length and the strength of my little baby

Hey Papa, make Mama a smoothie
make mamma a smoothie right now
Hey Papa, make Mama a smoothie
coz when Mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes WILD